Monday, January 28, 2013

Everyone you meet!!!

A gentle discussion between a 'Passenger' and Software 'Project Manager' in a Train........

Vivek was not a happy man.. Even the plush comfort of the  air-conditioned compartment of the Express train could not cool his frayed nerves. He was the Project Manager and still not entitled for an air travel. It was not the prestige he sought, he had tried to reason with the Admin person, it was the savings in time. As Project Manager, he had so many things to do!!
 
He opened his case and took out the laptop, determined to put the time to some good use.

Passenger: Are you from the software industry sir? the man beside him was staring appreciatively at the laptop. Vivek glanced briefly and mumbled in affirmation, handling the laptop now with exaggerated care and importance as if it were an expensive car.

Passenger: You people have brought so much advancement to the country, Sir, Today  everything is getting computerised

'Thanks,' smiled Vivek, turning around to give the man a look. He always found it difficult to resist appreciation. The man was young and built like a sportsman.He looked simple and strangely out of place in that little lap of luxury like a small town  boy in a prep school. He probably looked like a railway sportsman making the most of his free travelling"

Passenger: You people always amaze me, the man continued, 'You sit in  an office and write something on a computer and it does so many big things around the world'

Vivek smiled deprecatingly. Naiveness demanded reasoning not anger.

Vivek: 'It is not as simple as that my friend. It is not just a question of writing a few lines. There is a lot of process that goes behind it.'

For a moment, he was tempted to explain the entire Software Development Life cycle but restrained himself to a single statement. ’It is complex, very complex.'
 
Passenger: 'It has to be.... No wonder you people are so highly paid,' came the reply.
 
This was not turning out as Vivek had thought. A hint of belligerence crept into his so far affable, persuasive tone.

Vivek: 'Everyone just sees the money. No one sees the amount of hard work we have to put in. Just because we sit in an air-conditioned  office, does not mean our brows do not sweat. You exercise the muscle; we exercise the mind and believe me that is no less taxing.'

He could see, he had the man where he wanted, and it was time to drive home the point.

Vivek: 'Let me give you an example. Take this train. The entire railway reservation system is computerised, book a train ticket between any two stations from any of the hundreds of computerised centers accross the country. Thousands of transactions  accessing a single database, at a time concurrently; data integrity,  locking, data security. Do you understand the complexity in designing  and coding such a system?'

The man was awestruck; quite like a child at a planetarium. This was something big and beyond his imagination.

Passenger: 'You design and code such things?'
 
Vivek replied: 'I used to, and paused,' but now 'I'm the Project Manager.'

Passenger: 'Oh!' sighed the man, as if the storm had passed over,'so your life is easy now.'

This was like the last straw for Vivek. He retorted,

Vivek: 'Oh come on, does life ever get easy as you go up the ladder. Responsibility only  brings more work. Design and coding! That is the easier part. Now I do not do it, but I'm responsible for it and believe me, that is far more stressful. My job is to get the work done in time and with the  highest quality. To tell you about the pressures, there is the  customer at one end, always changing his requirements, the user at the other, wanting something else, and your boss, always expecting  you to have finished it yesterday'

Vivek paused in his diatribe, his belligerence fading with self-realization said, was not merely the outburst of a wrong man, it was the truth. And one need not get angry while defending the truth.

Vivek: 'My friend,' he concluded triumphantly, 'you don't know what it is to be in the Line of Fire'.

The man sat back in his chair, his eyes closed as if in realization he spoke after sometime, it was with a calm certainty that surprised Vivek.

Passenger: 'I know Sir..... I know what it is to be in the Line of Fire......'

He was staring blankly, as if no passenger, no train existed, just a vast expanse of time.

Passenger: 'There were 30 of us when we were ordered to capture Point 4875 in  the cover of the night. The enemy was firing from the top. It was unknown where the next bullet was coming from and for whom.  In the morning when we finally hoisted the tri-colour at the top only 4 of us were alive.'
 
Vivek: 'You are a...?'
 
Passenger: 'I'm Sushant from the 13 J&K Rifles on duty at Peak 4875 in Kargil. They tell me I have completed my term and can opt for a soft assignment. But, tell me sir, can one give up duty just because it makes life easier?

On the dawn of that capture, one of my colleagues lay injured in the snow, open to enemy fire while we were hiding behind a bunker. It was my job to go and fetch that soldier to safety. But my captain refused me permission and went ahead himself. He said that the first  pledge he had taken as a Gentleman Cadet was to put the safety and welfare of the nation foremost followed by the safety and welfare of the men he commanded... ....his own personal safety came last, always and every time.

' He was killed, as he shielded and brought that injured soldier into the bunker.. Every morning thereafter, as we stood guard, I could see him taking all those bullets, which were actually meant for me. I know sir....I know, what it is to be in the Line of Fire.'

Vivek looked at him in disbelief not sure of how to respond.  Abruptly, he switched off the laptop.
 
It seemed insulting to even edit a Word document in the presence of a man for whom valour and duty was a daily part of life; valour and sense of duty which he had so far attributed only to epical heroes.
 
The train slowed down as it pulled into the station, and Sushant picked up his bags to alight.

Passenger: 'It was nice meeting you Sir.'

Vivek fumbled with the handshake and thought: "His hand climbed mountains, pressed the trigger, and hoisted the tri-colour". Suddenly, as if by impulse, he stood up at attention and his right hand went up in an impromptu salute....
 
It was the least he felt he could do for the country.
   
The incident he narrated during the capture of Peak 4875 is a true-life incident during the Kargil war. "Capt. Batra" sacrificed his life while trying to save one of the soldier he commanded, as victory was within sight. For this and various other acts of bravery, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, the nation's highest military award.

Moral: “Best lesson of life is listen to everyone and learn from everyone, because no body knows everything and everyone knows something. So, live humbly, there are great people around us, let us learn! Be polite… everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle in life!"

Corporate Politics!!!


A farmer has 25 young hens and One old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity".
Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should retire.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: OKKK. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters running race, from here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly....."DOOM" !!! Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer. Who cursed, "Hell", this is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this week"??!!??

Moral: Always respect your seniors and Watch out for corporate politics!!!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

This is beautiful!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry.. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.. '

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.

The letter said:
'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me.. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own perso nal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross.. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

Pray to God for others, then sit back and feel theHoly Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves 'When you're down to nothing, God is up to something'

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Go Green - Save the Planet

THE SURVIVAL OF THE WORLD IS IN OUR HANDS:

I recently came across a handbook which is being circulated in Singapore by the government, they posted a small handbook with a DVD in our letter box, which had the following video and information in it.

Watch this video from this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8PO-bPpg4

I hope each of us can do something to this planet. Pass this link to everyone you know.

If global temperatures continue to rise, massive amounts of methane gas could be released from the 10,000 gigaton reserves of frozen methane that are currently in the world's deep oceans and permafrost.

IPCC recommends: Dont eat meat, ride a bike, and be a frugal shopper -- thats how you can brake global warming. Please eat less meat - meat is a very carbon intensive commodity, consuming large quantities is also bad for one's health.

If the whole population of USA (301 million people) eat 2/3rd less meat = 655 billion pounds of CO2 emissions is saved + 1 billion of starving people could be fed + 5 billion of animal lives could be spared.

1 person going veg for 1year = saving 3267 pounds of CO2 emissions + stops 5 people from starving + saves 25 animal lives (0.4 cow, 0.5 pigs, 24 chickens).

I am going Veg.....

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The story of Ron and Edna

Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news for you.

"The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life Ron. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ron hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!!!

ANATOMY CLASS

Ist year students in a Veterinary college were receiving their first anatomy class with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". To demonstrate, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Now it's your turn," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took their turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. So from now on learn to pay attention".

Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid